MISTER WEEKEND PICKS · BLONDIES

Your Blondies Slushie Shortlist

You made it. These are the three Blondies slushies we’d start with.

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Detailed drink cards below

MISTER WEEKEND PICK #1

The Platinum BLONDIE

A Platinum BLONDIE frozen cocktail with lime on a beach-inspired background.
A Platinum BLONDIE frozen cocktail with lime on a beach-inspired background.

The “Can’t Go Wrong”

THE VIBE

Think frozen margarita energy, but smoother, brighter, and a little more Blondies about it.

WHAT’S IN IT

Cazadores Reposado Tequila, orange liqueur, and lime.

ORDER THIS IF

You want something balanced, not too sweet, and easy to keep sipping while the night figures itself out.

⭐ MW TAKE

Probably the easiest crowd-pleaser of the three. Bright, beachy, and very easy to say yes to.

MISTER WEEKEND PICK #2

The Big Tease BLONDIE

A Big Tease BLONDIE frozen cocktail with chocolate on a beach-inspired background.
A Big Tease BLONDIE frozen cocktail with chocolate on a beach-inspired background.

The “Wait… Why Is This So Good?”

THE VIBE

Chocolatey, creamy, sweet, and giving very much frozen Wendy’s Frosty with a grown-up problem.

WHAT’S IN IT

Absolut Vodka, chocolate liqueur, vanilla, Baileys, and milk.

ORDER THIS IF

You want the dessert drink. The one that tastes innocent until you remember there is absolutely alcohol in there.

⭐ MW TAKE

This one surprised us. It is sweet, easy, and almost too drinkable — which is exactly why it made the list.

MISTER WEEKEND PICK #3

The Strawberry BLONDIE

The “Everybody Likes Her”

A Strawberry BLONDIE frozen cocktail with strawberries on a beach-inspired background.
A Strawberry BLONDIE frozen cocktail with strawberries on a beach-inspired background.

THE VIBE

Fresh, fruity, and easy to love. It’s the kind of slushie that feels familiar in the best way — bright, simple, and always a safe yes.

WHAT’S IN IT

Absolut Vodka, lemon, and strawberry purée.

ORDER THIS IF

You want something fruity, familiar, and easy to love — especially if strawberry is already your lane.

⭐ MW TAKE

She’s not trying to be complicated — and that’s exactly why she works. Bright, strawberry-forward, and very easy to keep sipping.

Come try them Saturday from 6–9 PM.

Blondies Loft + Slushbar · Calle 1 Púlpito 115

See you at Blondies!

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